I WAS LOST BUT NOW I'M FOUND
By Slayer. I don’t know why it took me so long to “get” it. Now I do, and it feels glorious. THRASH!
DETROIT NEEDS ROBOCOP
Donate money to help Detroit get a Robocop statue. The Mayor doesn’t see the value in it, but Zodiac Motherfucker thinks differently by offering this argument.
I PERSONALLY THINK IT OWNS BECAUSE ROBOCOP IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FUCKING MOVIES EVER MADE AND I CAN HARDLY THINK OF A MORE FITTING FUCKING TRIBUTE TO OLD DETROIT THAN OUR MAN MURPHY STANDING GUARD OVER THE ABANDONED TRAIN STATION AND THAT EMPTY LOT THAT USED TO BE TIGER STADIUM. I DONATED A DOLLAR I HAD LEFT ON AN OLD RENT.COM CARD AND ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER IS NOW LISTED PROUDLY AMONGST ALL THE DONORS BUT THATS JUST THE BEGINNING BECAUSE THEYRE STILL COLLECTING FUNDS THROUGH THE END OF MARCH SO IF YOU WANT AN EVEN BIGGER AND MORE AWESOME STATUE OF ROBOCOP WHICH I SURE AS FUCK DO HEAD OVER TO DETROITNEEDSROBOCOP.COM AND KICK IN A FEW DOLLARS. DONT BE A CHEAP FUCK
AND TO EVERYBODY TALKING SHIT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW IF YOU THINK ITS SUCH A BAD IDEA OR A BIG FUCKING WASTE OF MONEY THEN TAKE YOUR HIGH MINDED RARIFIED FUCKING ASS OVER TO KICKSTARTER.COM AND START YOUR OWN FUNDRAISER FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT YOU SOMEHOW THINK IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A STATUE OF FUCKING ROBOCOP. DONT CURSE THE DARKNESS MOTHERFUCKER LIGHT A CANDLE
Head over to Detroit needs Robocop and help make this a reality. And remember to do as Zodiac Motherfucker says and “Don’t curse the darkness motherfucker. Light a candle.”
TOO MUCH HAIR METAL
I need to even it out with The Dillinger Escape Plan and The Acacia Strain.
Anyone who wins album of the year should be known by EVERYONE!
Wow. Just wow. Yet another reason to hate the Grammys.
Read more hilarious gems about people not knowing who Arcade Fire is here. Also, listen to real music here, because only my opinion on music, movies, and everything else in life count in this world.
I KNOW FOR SURE NOW
Dwight Yoakam is a serious bad ass. Let me break this down for you.
- He’s dated major hotties including, Wynona Judd, Sharon Stone, Karen Duffy, and Bridget Fonda.
- Guitars, Cadillacs was featured in Terminator 2, which is one of my favorite movies ever.
- He played at rock and punk clubs in LA with The Blasters, Los Lobos, and X in the beginning of his career.
- He writes his own songs.
- He’s not a terrible actor.
I was going to embed the bar scene with the song and my favorite song, but I’ll have to settle with links. At least the bar scene is in HD.
Watch Terminator 2 Bar Scene.
Watch Fast as You.
WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS?
There can only be one of me in any variation. He’s probably a nice person.
