Donate money to help Detroit get a Robocop statue. The Mayor doesn’t see the value in it, but Zodiac Motherfucker thinks differently by offering this argument.

I PERSONALLY THINK IT OWNS BECAUSE ROBOCOP IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FUCKING MOVIES EVER MADE AND I CAN HARDLY THINK OF A MORE FITTING FUCKING TRIBUTE TO OLD DETROIT THAN OUR MAN MURPHY STANDING GUARD OVER THE ABANDONED TRAIN STATION AND THAT EMPTY LOT THAT USED TO BE TIGER STADIUM. I DONATED A DOLLAR I HAD LEFT ON AN OLD RENT.COM CARD AND ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER IS NOW LISTED PROUDLY AMONGST ALL THE DONORS BUT THATS JUST THE BEGINNING BECAUSE THEYRE STILL COLLECTING FUNDS THROUGH THE END OF MARCH SO IF YOU WANT AN EVEN BIGGER AND MORE AWESOME STATUE OF ROBOCOP WHICH I SURE AS FUCK DO HEAD OVER TO DETROITNEEDSROBOCOP.COM AND KICK IN A FEW DOLLARS. DONT BE A CHEAP FUCK

AND TO EVERYBODY TALKING SHIT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW IF YOU THINK ITS SUCH A BAD IDEA OR A BIG FUCKING WASTE OF MONEY THEN TAKE YOUR HIGH MINDED RARIFIED FUCKING ASS OVER TO KICKSTARTER.COM AND START YOUR OWN FUNDRAISER FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT YOU SOMEHOW THINK IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A STATUE OF FUCKING ROBOCOP. DONT CURSE THE DARKNESS MOTHERFUCKER LIGHT A CANDLE

Head over to Detroit needs Robocop and help make this a reality. And remember to do as Zodiac Motherfucker says and “Don’t curse the darkness motherfucker. Light a candle.”